{"id":220,"date":"2023-12-26T18:24:50","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T18:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/?page_id=220"},"modified":"2023-12-26T18:49:09","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T18:49:09","slug":"austin-leach","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/?page_id=220","title":{"rendered":"Austin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"355\" height=\"408\" src=\"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-221\" style=\"width:189px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-3.jpg 355w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-3-261x300.jpg 261w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/figure><\/div><p>All we could get from Austin&#8217;s team was &#8220;Austin declines to put any identifying information, incriminating or otherwise on the internet for public viewing.&#8221; So we scrapped together what we could find from myspace and cash bribes.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-2-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-2-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-2-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-2-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-2-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-2-1-416x312.jpg 416w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-2-1.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div><p>He&#8217;s got a bunch of animals and I think he&#8217;s married. idk.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-1.jpg 720w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/austin-1-416x277.jpg 416w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All we could get from Austin&#8217;s team was &#8220;Austin declines to put any identifying information, incriminating or otherwise on the internet for public viewing.&#8221; So we scrapped together what we could find from myspace and cash bribes. He&#8217;s got a bunch of animals and I think he&#8217;s married. idk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":139,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-220","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":240,"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/220\/revisions\/240"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hailingtides.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}